Floyd and Benji - Theme Song (Perfomed by Billy Ray Cryus)

Floyd and Benji...

I'm Floyd.

Floyd and Benji...

I think I'll make my own porridge-own porridge-own porridge

I think I'll make my own porridge

Oh, I'm sorry...

Cup of tea, cup-cup-cup-cup-cup of tea, hmmm?

Cracking-cracking toast, Benji

Tea, tea, porridge, cheese

No cheese, Benji... (Oh..)

No cheese, Benji... (Oh..)

No crackers, Benji! (Oh!)

No crackers, Benji! (Oh!)

We've forgotten the crackers! (Oh!)

We've forgotten the crackers! (Oh..)

Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm

Shoo! Shoo!

And that’s only the first part!

Thank you-thank you

Thank you-thank you

Many thanks indeed.

Oh...

Oh...

Well, well,

Oh...

Oh...

That was lovely..

Floyd and Benji...

I'm Floyd.

Floyd and Benji...

It's the wrong trousers!

Get off me cheese!

Get-get-get-get off me cheese!

Get-get cheese!

Get-cheese!

Get-get-get off me cheese!

Benji...

Cheese! Benji...

Cheese! Benji...

That was a bit thick!

Crackers! cheese.. crackers!

Cheese.. crackers!

Cheese.. crackers!

Oh, how embarrassing...

Oh...

It's the wrong-cheese!

Wenslydale?

Gorgonzola...

Stilton? Stilton?

Cheese...

Wenslydale?

Gorgonzola...

I could just fancy some cheese, Benji

Cheese, Benji...

Don't forget the crackers!

Cheese, Benji...

That went as well as could be expected, didn't it?