Ketcham, the Hunchback
First up, we have Brian D'Arcy James as Ketcham, the epitome of social interaction. This solitary deformed hunchback lives in solitude in the bell tower. Yes, you read that right, he lives in solitude. Because apparently, living in solitude wasn't enough, he had to emphasize it by living in solitude. Genius. Moving on to Sutton Foster as Boujee, the bibliophilic young woman who seeks adventure. Because what better way to seek adventure than by burying your nose in a book? Oh, and let's not forget that she offers her own freedom. How noble of her. And in return for her father's life, Ketcham saves her from a fire-breathing dragon named The Beast. Because that's a totally normal exchange, right? But wait, there's more! The filmmakers decided that Boujee, should be unaware of her own beauty. Because who needs self-awareness when you can be odd instead? It's like they took a perfectly good character and thought, "You know what this needs? A touch of weirdne...